THEY DO SAY IT'LL HELP
PEOPLE IN WHEEEEL CHAAAIRS!

BIG FANS OF ALL THE IRISH STUFF.

IMAGINE A TONGUE
STICKING OUT OF A SESAME-SEED COB!

IDEA FOR A PROGRAMME,
"LADY SHAPES WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE".

I'M A NAKED WOMAN IN SILHOUETTE WITH A GUN.

- IS THERE A NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH SYSTEM?
- I THINK SO.

IF I HAVE TO PUT BACK MY ROGER WITH SONJA AGAIN,
I'LL BE FIT TO BURST.

THAT'S YOU AS WELL.
SHOOT ME NOW WITH A MASSIVE GUN!

THIS HASN'T BEEN CLEANED OUT FOR YEARS. THERE'S A
LITTLE JAPANESE SOLDIER HERE STILL FIGHTING THE WAR.

- K-K-K-K-K!
- YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, YOU!

MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY STINK BOMBS.

HELLO. YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ME.

- I'LL TELL YOU TOMORROW.
- OK. HERE'S...

WHICH CHRISTIAN TESTIFIES TO ON HIS SECOND TRACK.
"LONELY

- NEXT?
- 11.05, "FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE".

I LIKE YOUR BERETS.

GO AND EAT SOME COFFEE. DRINK IT.

FRANKENSTEIN IS A ZOMBIE, RIGHT.
HE'S A TYPE OF ZOMBIE.