OH, FORGET IT!

THEN I'D JUST PUT SOME TRUNKS ON
AND SIT DOWN ON THE GRASS.

THE OTHER DAY HIS JEANS WERE SO FAR OFF
HIS BACKSIDE, YOU COULD SEE HIS ANUS.

L THINK HE'LL BE A BIT TOUGHER THAN THAT, LYNN.

FROM FAT, CHUBBY LADIES OF THE RENAISSANCE,
TO HARD-FACED CROMWELLIAN SOURPUSSES,

YOU COULD HAVE A LOVELY BARBECUE OUT THERE.

WE'RE IN THE SAME AREA. I WONDERED IF YOU'D
LIKE TO TAKE A TAXI BACK WITH ME, MAKE A SAVING.

- WE SPOKE ON THE PHONE.
- THIS IS HUGH MORRIS,

APROPOS ACHIEVING SURROUND SOUND.

- LYNN!
- COME AND SIT DOWN FOR GIN RUMMY.

- WHAT?
- SEE, YOU DID IT AGAIN, YOU'RE DEFINITELY SACKED!

TO PICK UP A TOP-OF-THE-RANGE
BANG & OLUFSEN STEREO SYSTEM.

DO YOU WANT A MINT?

- I GOT THE PRINGLES, AND THAT'S FOR YOU.
- THANKS.

AND THE POT-SMOKING,
WHORE-RIDDEN WATERWAYS OF AMSTERDAM.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- CLIMBING OVER A FENCE.

IT WOULD BE BEERGH! BOOSH! BOOSH!

NOW YOU'VE GOT "NORFOLK'S MADDEST MAN"!