# 'CAUSE HE PAINTED KIDS
WHO HAD NOWT ON THEIR FEET
AND HE'S JUST AT HIS FRONT DOOR WHEN I COME UP...
AND I'M THINKING ABOUT IT IN MY BLOCK
THAT YOU MAY KNOCK OFF.
RIGHT.
THE FERRARI
OF THE COAL-EFFECT GAS FIREPLACE INDUSTRY.
AND WHEN I GO SOUTH, IT'S LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.
"A-HAAA!"
# WHEN I NEEDED YOU?
SORRY.
IT'S 11 P.M. TIME FOR "ALAN'S LOVE ASYLUM".
(WOMAN) "I ENJOYED "THE HOBBIT"
MORE THAN "RIVERDANCE"
BUT WHICH IS WHICH? SORRY.
HE'S GOT THE BIGGEST COLLECTION
OF HATCHBACKS IN THE COUNTY.
- DO YOU WANT A CHICKEN DRUMSTICK?
- NO, THANKS.
I'VE GOT ONE HERE.
THEY'RE AVAILABLE IN RECEPTION PRICED
OOH!
BUT IF THE ELEPHANT MAN CAME IN HERE NOW
- NO. I WANT TO SEE.
- OK.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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