USE THE SAUSAGE TO SCOOP THE BEANS OUT.

SORRY ABOUT THE SMELL OF URINE,
BUT THERE'S NOTHING TO DO ROUND HERE.

BUT THAT'S THE KIND OF THING YOU CAN
SEE FROM...OH, WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?

- WHAT IS COCKNEY?
- AN AREA IN LONDON WHERE CRIMINALS LIVE.

- LOVELY STUFF.
- DID YOU BUY ME A PRESENT TO SAY SORRY?

HE'S BEING PURSUED BY A CYBERPUNK
FROM THE PAST, PLAYED BY RUTGER HAUER.

IT'S MINE.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S INCONSISTENT!

- YOU WERE ON THE TOILET.
- WAS I ON THAT LONG?

- REALLY?
- IT'S THE BEST IDEA IN THE WORLD.

ON NOW, AS WE LOOK BACK ON A FANTASTIC YEAR...
I'M GOING TO BE SICK AGAIN.

(WOMAN) "I ENJOYED "THE HOBBIT"
MORE THAN "RIVERDANCE"

I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'VE GOT ANY ARMY STORIES ABOUT THEM?

YES, I DO.

HELLO?

OH! EXCELLENT.

BUT I'M DIGRESSING.

I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND.