- IS THAT YOU?
- NO. THAT'S MY DAUGHTER, DENISE.

YOU'LL LOOK STUPID.

THEY'RE LIKE BABY BAGS FOR YOUR FEET.

FOSTER'S MENSWEAR SAID YES -
IF YOU GET THE SECOND SERIES

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- YOU TALK LIKE A MAN WHO HAS NO KNOWLEDGE..

- DID YOU WATCH MY TV SHOW?
- OH, YES.

IT LOOKS LIKE PORRIDGE!

IF YOU STICK AROUND
FOR THE AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,

- IT'S AT HOME.
- IN AMERICA?

- MARVELLOUS.
- IT'S ALL HAPPENING NOW.

- UNCOVERED ANY OLD FIREPLACES?
- NO. IT'S A BRAND-NEW HOUSE.

THE WOMAN WITH THE OLD TADGER...

KING OF ANGLIA!

DID YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS
OR COUSINS OVER WHILE YOU WERE THERE?

WE'RE QUESTIONING ONE BLOKE.

DID HE EVER TURN ALL THE LIGHTS OFF IN THE HOUSE
AND RUN TOWARDS YOU WITH A TORCH

SO WE MOVED OURSELVES INTO THE MARQUEE,
WHICH WAS LEAKING LIKE A SIEVE...

I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE,
YET I STILL GOT IN WITH YOU.