- (KNOCKING)
- (LYNN) ALAN! IT'S ME.

ONE OF THOSE VEY FRAGILE ONES
WITH A SCREW-ON CUP/CAP.

STEADY, GIRLS. OOH, I'M ALL WET!

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FLAP OF SKIN OR SOMETHING.

THE ACCOUNTANTS SAY THAT SINCE YOU'VE
DEFINITELY NOT GOT A SECOND SERIES FROM THE BBC,

- GOOD CALL.
- I REMEMBER YOU.

HE'S BEING CHASED BY THESE RUSSIAN SHITS
IN BLACK JUMPSUITS WITH LEMON PIPING.

HELLO. I'VE JUST SWALLOWED A LOAD OF ANTHRAX
AND I'D LIKE TO LET OFF IN THE CLUB BAR.

- ANYWAY, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M A BIT TIRED. I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP.

YOU'RE NOT PUSHING THEM HARD ENOUGH.
PRETEND I'M A CUSTOMER.

(ALAN) LET BATTLE COMMENCE.

- MY MAN'S GOT TO BE WAYNE.
- WAYNE SLEEP? THE JACKET AND THE BOOTS.

THAT'S YOU. YOU'RE NAKED.

(TRAIN SCREECHES)

SPICE WORLD!

- I'D LOVE TO.
- GUESS WHERE HE LIVES.

PARTRIDGE. YES, I'LL HOLD.

IT'S WEIRD, THIS AIR BAG. ALL THAT POWDER
ON YOUR FACE, YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOWN.