LYNN, I'VE PIERCED MY FOOT ON A SPIKE!

FUCK OFF!

PEOPLE WHO FELT VERY ALONE,
BUT THROUGH ME THEY'VE FOUND A FRIEND...

..YOU BECOME SUFFUSED WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT.
IT'S EXTRAORDINARY.

- ARE YOU ALAN PARTRIDGE?
YES.

UM... I LOVE YOUR POP MUSIC.

SEND HIM INTO A CUBICLE WITH MAGAZINES?

SO HOW LONG'S "LIKE A RHINESTONE COWBOY"
BEEN COMING IN?

THE VEY FACT THAT
HARD-CORE PORNOGRAPHY IS NOT ON THE AGENDA...

SORRY. MUSIC.
HIDE THE STEAK, IT'S CHRISSIE HYNDE.

MIND YOU, THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO.

EASY TO CONFUSE THE TWO. SOMETIMES PEOPLE
CAN END UP TALKING OUT OF THEIR ARSE, ALAN.

HELLO?

"HEATHCLIFF!" PANG!
THEN HE REALLY WOULD BE WUTHERING.

ON ME. GO ON, LYNN. GO AND GET IT.

- WE GOT EGGS, WE GOT CHICKEN...
- WHICH CAME FIRST?

MORE FROM CAMP DAVID TOMORROW.
THE TIME IS...

IT'S A COFFEE SHOP, BUT ONE MAN SAYS
TO ANOTHER MAN, "YOU CAN'T HAVE A COFFEE..."