TO PICK UP A TOP-OF-THE-RANGE
BANG & OLUFSEN STEREO SYSTEM.

TRUCKFEST. IT'S COMING TO IPSWICH!

RADIO NORWICH, THE BEST MUSIC.

YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE? THE BED'S READY.

THOSE SCOTCH EGGS WE HAD
AT THE PETROL STATION LAST NIGHT.

- ADULT CHANNEL, THAT'S YOUR DIRTY MOVIES.
- NOT REALLY MY CUP OF TEA.

- ALAN, LOOK WHAT I DRAW.
- WHAT'S THAT?

COUPLE OF STRAWS, NO PROBLEM.

- ALAN PARTRIDGE.
- THE VERY SAME. WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

BUT A FICTIONAL ONE IS THE WORTH OF BOAST WORLDS.

OK. WHAT ARE WE DOING TO THE PLANET?
WELL, IT'S "PURPLE RAIN".

WHICH IS CLIMAXING AT MIDNIGHT WITH MADNESS.

I'M DOWN TO DO A SPOT NOW.
I'LL BE TALKING ABOUT GOD. SO IF YOU HANG AROUND...

CAN I COME IN?

- COME ON. 15 MINUTES.
- ALL RIGHT.

DO YOU REMEMBER THE MAN WHO CAME UP
TO ASK FOR MY AUTOGRAPH?

HE WENT RIGHT DOWN AND HIT ROCK BOTTOM
AND NOW HE'S ON HIS WAY BACK UP.

THAT'S A FIRST ON "PRAYER WAVE".
NEVER HAD ANYBODY WALK OUT.