I MUST SAY, IT'S A REALLY HORRIBLE HOTEL.

YOU DON'T SOUND IT. I WISH YOU WERE.

WHAT'S THAT HANGING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?

(ORGAN MUSIC.. "KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU" BY ABBA)

- WHAT YOU GET UP TO IN HERE, IT'S YOUR BUSINESS.
- I DON'T GET UP TO ANYTHING!

BASICALLY TO ENABLE YOU
TO LEAN FORWARD FOR THINGS,

IT'S HIS FATHER.

KISS MY FACE!

IMAGINE IF WE WERE THE LAST TWO PEOPLE ON EARTH
CAMPED OUT UP HERE.

- YEAH. SURE. NO PROBLEM.
- CHEERS.

HOW DID THE COUNTY SHOW GO, ALAN?

IT'S VERY FAKE, ISN'T IT?

THAT'S VEY GOOD.

OK! IT'S 7 A.M.
WAKEY-WAKEY, IT'S THE BREAKFAST SHOW.

NOT IN THAT DRAWER.

- COULD YOU ASK ME FOR THIS LATER?
- YOU'VE DONE IT NOW.

- GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO DO IT.
- YEAH!

- SORRY. GOT OFF TO A BAD START.
- SORRY. WE ARE A BIT EARLY.