# THE SPIDER'S TOUCH

- DAVID SOUL'S GONNA BE THERE.
- YEAH.

DO YOU FANCY A CUP
OF DELICIOUS MICROWAVEABLE SOUP?

ALAN, WE UNDERSTAND IF YOU'RE NERVOUS.

IT'S ALL FALLEN INTO PLACE NOW, THOUGH, HASN'T IT?

GADZOOKS! IT'S THE NOBLE
SIR DAVID CLIFTON OF RADIOSHIRE.

- NO, YOU'RE NOT.
- YES, WE ARE.

THE GOOD THING
ABOUT STEPHEN HAWKING IS, HE IS CLEAR.

WALLOP!

NO, JILL WILL BE SLEEPING WITH ME TONIGHT.

ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE SAME TIME TOMORROW.

THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY.

- DO YOU NEED ME THERE?
- I DON'T NEED YOU. I'D LIKE YOU THERE.

IF YOU HAVE, PLEASE TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.

WHAT'S IT ABOUT, THEN, ALAN?

THIS IS THE KORAN
FOR THE AFTER-DINNER SPEAKER.

I'VE CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT EXCALIBUR COTTAGE.
L THINK I'LL CALL IT "YE HOUSE".

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- YOU TALK LIKE A MAN WHO HAS NO KNOWLEDGE..