- GUM?
- YEAH. CHEERS.

SO A BETTER TITLE WOULD BE "SCUM ON THE RUN".

"LET'S HAVE A BIT OF RED." "LET'S HAVE
A BIT OF WHITE." "OOH, THAT'S A SNAZZY BOUQUET."

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
THAT SUICIDE MIGHT BE THE ANSWER?

YEAH...

- YOU DISAPPEARED PRETTY SHARPISH.
- AYE. A SCALDED CAT RUNS AWAY.

(SCREECHING)

BEHIND A LARGE BOULDER ON HELVELLYN
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

LIKE SAYING TANNOY
WHEN YOU MEAN PUBLIC ADDRESS SYSTEM.

THE BEST THING IS PEOPLE COMING UP TO ME...

# PRETTY GIRL, BEWARE OF HIS WEB OF SIN

LYNN, BIGAMISTS HAVE SEVERAL IDENTITIES.

BIG BIRD.

I'M IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY. I JUST FOUND OUT
MY WIFE'S BEEN STRUCK OFF MY LIFE INSURANCE.

HELLO?

THEY WERE DEVELOPED IN THE LATE '60S, EARLY '70S,

I'VE NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
SHE'LL BE ALONG SOON WITH A HOT DESSERT.

OH, GREAT. NIGEL REES' BOOK OF HUMOROUS GRAFFITI.