IS SOMETHING THE MATTER?

- IT'S SO DEPRESSING, ISN'T IT?
- AYE.

- YOU HAVEN'T GOT A SPOON?
- THERE'S ONE IN THE BATHROOM.

- I'VE GOT NEEDS...
- GOOD.

DAN!

THAT'S LOVELY. THAT'S FIRST-CLASS.

STOP TALKING ABOUT AMERICAN THINGS
AND LET'S WATCH THE BEST FILM EVER MADE.

- THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE A TREAT.
- THAT WAY.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR?

- DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
- YEAH... YES.

WHY IS IT THAT THEY PUT THE PERFUME
IN THE MONKEY'S EYES?

BANG! BLOOD DRIBBLES DOWN.

EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KEEP HERE
COULD BE KEPT. OR NOT.

HELLO? RECEPTION? SORRY, I MUST HAVE HIT A ZERO.

UM... I'LL SHOW YOU.

TODAY IS PURELY
A STRAIGHTFORWARD RANDOM INVESTIGATION.

- MORNING, SOPHIE. YOU'RE NOT A MAN, ARE YOU?
- NO.

CHRIS, CAN WE HAVE A CHAT?