- HE IS BRILLIANT PRESENT.
- NOT FOR A MAN APPROACHING 50!

- NO. LEEDS!
- OH, LEEDS.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO RECRUIT ME?

BUT WHAT IF HE HADN'T BEEN PLASTIC?

LOOK AT THE SIGN. IT SAYS,
"THANK YOU, STAFF, AND GOODBYE".

IT WAS QUITE DETAILED.
THE GUY OBVIOUSLY HAD TALENT, THAT'S THE TRAGEDY.

THAT DOESN'T WORK.

THEN I'D JUST PUT SOME TRUNKS ON
AND SIT DOWN ON THE GRASS.

SIOBHAN, YOU DON'T JUST GET SOME GUY
WHO USED TO BE ON TV PRESENTING A CHEAP VIDEO.

I LIKE THE EVENINGS WHEN THE LIGHTING GETS BAD.

AN OLD LADY'S BLONDE HAIR.

I ALSO DONE THIS COURSE AT THE ARMY
SCHOOL OF COMMANDO TRAINING.

WE'RE NOT MAKING A JAMES BOND MOVIE.

THESE DAYS, THEY'RE MUCH MORE RESILIENT.

AS WE SAY IN OUR FAMILY,
TOO MUCH MUSTARD GETS UP YOUR NOSE.

I'M JOKING, OF COURSE IT'S NOT,

ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE A TALK ON WEDNESDAY EVENING?

I'D LIKE TO THROW CABBAGES, HOT BOVRIL AND GRAVEL.