SHALL WE STOP TALKING IN A MEDIEVAL WAY?
WHAT'S ON YOUR SHOW TODAY?

- DOWN THE SINK?
- YEP.

NO, ANY TIME.

ALAN, WHY DON'T YOU GO AND TALK
TO SOMEBODY ELSE?

THIS IS "NORFOLK NIGHTS" WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE
AND WE'RE DOING "SUPER TALK".

- YOO-HOO!
- HELLO, LYNN. WOULD YOU LIKE A COFFEE?

- WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?
- NOTHING.

TIME TO RUN YOURSELF A BIG BATH. IT'S CHRIS REA.

- CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE OFFICE?
- I'D LIKE IT TO DOUBLE AS A CHILL-OUT ROOM.

- I'VE GOT TO HEAR THIS.
- ONE OF THOSE WELSH ONES.

- MESSAGE UNDERSTOOD, SIR!
- AT EASE, YOU'RE NOT IN THE ARMY ANY MORE!

TELL ME ANYTHING WITH THAT SMILE
AND IT WOULD SEEM LIKE CHRISTMAS.

IT'S LATIN.

SWANS! YOU FEED BEEFBURGERS TO SWANS.

YES. I'VE BEEN DESTROYING MY CEREALS.
GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

- I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK TO THE STATES.
- I USED TO HANG AROUND THE STATES.

CHEERS.

ANYWAY, THERE'S THE BAR.
GENTLEMEN, CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS.