- HE SAID "GOOD MORNING" WITH HIS BACK TO ME.
- HE'S OK.

YEAH. I GOT A CHALK PENIS DRAWN ON ME
BY SOME SHIT. I'D LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON HIM.

I USED TO BE IN THE CHOIR AT PRIMARY SCHOOL...

- WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?
- BOBBY MOORE, I DON'T BLOODY KNOW, DO L?

NO. HIS SILENCE, I THINK, SPEAKS VOLUMES.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DAMAGE,
THEY'RE ALL DAMAGED.

- I BUY A PRESENT FOR ALAN. GUESS WHAT.
- A BEAR DRESSED AS A BEEFEATER.

YOU'RE LOOKING A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH.

- HOW LONG HAS GORDON BEEN AT CHURCH?
- A FEW WEEKS. HE'S JUST MOVED HERE.

AND TURNED HER SMILE UP.

AND THE BIGGEST BOWL OF ALPEN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

IF A BOMB WENT OFF IN HERE TONIGHT
THE WHOLE OF SOCIETY WOULD COLLAPSE.

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT TO POP THAT IN THE BIN?

IT'S BAD ENOUGH SITTING ON YOUR OWN
IN A REAL NIGHTCLUB, WHICH YOU DO,

DON'T FORGET TO RINSE THE BATH.
USE THE SHOWER NOZZLE TO BLAST OFF THE SCUM.

- THAT'S WHY YOU WATCHED IT FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES?
- YES, BECAUSE IT WAS THE WRONG FILM.

- SONJA.
- WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

OTHERWISE PEOPLE START TAKING LIBERTIES.
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MOWING THEIR LAWN.