HELLO. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT WITH THE ROOM?

IT SHOULD CONTAIN A TORCH
A CURLY WURLY, A BOOK OF STAMPS,

- DO YOU DRINK DIRECTOR'S?
- I'VE GOT IT ON TAP.

SLEEP IN MY TROUSERS.

- YOU SHOULD SEND IT TO THE FAN CLUB.
- I ALREADY HAVE.

MIKE SAMPSON. PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

HELLO?

- YOU ASKED FOR A BLACK MARKER PEN.
- OH. THANKS. I'LL GIVE YOU A RAISE.

- ABOOT?
- AYE. YOU KNOW, VANDALS. WHAT IS IT ALL ABOOT?

FIRST, ALAN WAS VERY SHY BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE.
HE WAS VERY SHY OF HIS BODY.

- THAT'S NOT WATERSPORTS.
- WHAT'S WATERSPORTS?

BRILLIANT. IT'S SUCH A PLEASURE
TO SHAKE YOUR HAND.

SHALL I LEAVE THAT?

I DON'T RECALL SAYING THAT.

# NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS

THE SECURITY IS TERRIBLE. I ACTUALLY BOOKED
THE ROOM UNDER THE NAME OF THE REAL IRA.

TONIGHT, WE'RE THINK-ABOUTING

- DO YOU NEED ME THERE?
- I DON'T NEED YOU. I'D LIKE YOU THERE.