HANDS UP! GIVE ME ALL YOUR PETROL!

WE'LL DUB THAT OUT, PLAY SOME MUSIC OVER IT.

YOU KNOW, IN THE LOUNGE, IN THE HALL...

MY UKRAINIAN GIRLFRIEND ATTACKED ME
WITH A RUBBER HAMMER. SHE'S MILDLY CRETINOUS.

- (BUZZING)
- WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE A SERIOUS TALK.

THIS HASN'T BEEN CLEANED OUT FOR YEARS. THERE'S A
LITTLE JAPANESE SOLDIER HERE STILL FIGHTING THE WAR.

THANK YOU.

THOUGH THE EFFECTS OF 23 YEARS ON THE GAME

..I THINK I'D STILL BE TROUBLED.

AND PETER BAXENDALE THOMAS
OF THE NORFOLK FARMERS' UNION.

BRILLIANT!

SHE DIDN'T LIKE NEWCASTLE OR THE CULTURE.

- ALAN, DO YOU WANT AN EGG IN A BAP?
- YES, PLEASE.

- LYNN, THAT IS NOT A PENIS.
- IT'S THE BEST I COULD DO.

THANK YOU, ALAN.
SLIGHTLY MORE EXCITING THAN I'D ANTICIPATED.

BILL CARR.

UTTER, UTTER NUTTERS.

OH! SORRY!