SUE FROM PASTON WANTS TO SIT DOWN
WITH HOTPOT AND RED CABBAGE

GOODNIGHT.

- WHAT?
- I'M OFFERING YOU A DRINK.

IT'S A FREE COUNTY.

OH, SMART.

I CAN FEEL THE BLOOD SQUELCHING. CAN YOU HEAR IT?

LET'S GET BACK TO "COCK-A-DOODLE WHO".

IT MUST BE ODD BEING
SURROUNDED BY PHOTOS OF YOURSELF.

I'M ALAN PARTRIDGE.
L HOST "NORFOLK NIGHTS" ON RADIO NORWICH

IT'S WHEN PEOPLE RELIEVE THEMSELVES
ON EACH OTHER.

MY ROOM? IT'S OVER THERE BY THE LIFTS.

I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT "THE SPY WHO LOVED ME".
ALL DO THAT. I'M ROGER MOORE.

I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO CHECK THE SMALL PRINT.

I LIKE YOUR BERETS.

- WHY?
- HE WAS DEPRESSED.

ALL OF US EXPERIENCE STRESS

I THINK PEOPLE LIKE SONJA
SHOULD BE HELPED TO SETTLE HERE, PERMANENTLY.

IT'S LIKE PRESS-UPS, ISN'T IT?