YEP, I'VE BEEN PUBIC FOR THIRTY-ONE YEARS.
YOU SAY...TOMATO.
- YOU COULD ALWAYS REDUCE THE PRICE.
- AGAIN?
IT WAS RUDDY SUPERB.
BANG-BANG!
YES, OF COURSE, BUT YOUR MUM AND L,
BELIEVE ME
HE CAN'T GET A RECORD DEAL.
THERE'S NO JUSTICE, CHRISTIAN...LE VAUX.
YES, I KNOW. IT'S JUST A JOKE.
BUT WITH THE APOLOGY YOU'RE ABOUT TO GIVE,
I'M SURE YOU CAN DIG YOURSELF OUT OF THIS UGLY HOLE.
I WAS TECHNICALLY IN CHARGE OF A MOTOR VEHICLE THEN.
HOW DO CLOWNS GO DOWN IN SOUTH AFRICA?
ABOUT TO BE STORMED
BY 15 BAD BASTARDS IN BOILER SUITS.
WITH RESPECT, IF YOU HANG AROUND WITH CRIMINALS,
YOU'RE GONNA GET LIED TO.
AS WE ALWAYS SAY AT DANTE FIRES,
WHAT IS THE BURNING ISSUE?
- AARGH! YOU GET BRUISES, BUT...
- RIGHT.
PUT IT THERE, LYNN.
AND A CHAP IN HIS EARLY FORTIES,
IT'S LIKE "THE X-FILES", BUT A PLEASANT ONE.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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