AND GOOD MORNING TO YOU, MR ALAN PARTRIDGE, SIR.

BUT YOU MAY BE VERY DIZZY.

LIKE TO STICK TO YOUR OWN?

- OH, HE HAS DONE.
- WAS IT A GOOD SHOW? ANYONE PHONE IN?

BLUE NUN!

THIS IS MY HOUSE.

DO YOU THINK THAT'S ALL RIGHT?
NOT TOO SENTIMENTAL? EXCELLENT.

THAT WAS THE BEST FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST
I'VE HAD SINCE GAY WILMOT'S WEDDING.

THIS IS T'PAU.

WHY IS IT THAT THEY PUT THE PERFUME
IN THE MONKEY'S EYES?

- DO YOU WANT A CHICKEN DRUMSTICK?
- NO, THANKS.

UNFORTUNATELY, DAVE, YOU ARE BANG WRONG.

A MILLION MILES FROM THE URBAN DECAY
OF THE MANCHESTER SHIP CANAL

- "ARM WRESTLING WITH CHAS AND DAVE."
- I DON'T THINK SO.

WHO'S WINGS?

WELL, WHATEVER. BECAUSE THAT IS ME.

ME? I'M HAVING A FANTASTIC TIME. YEAH.

I MEAN, THE OLD IMAGE
OF LEPRECHAUNS, SHAMROCK, GUINNESS,