THE OTHER DAY HIS JEANS WERE SO FAR OFF
HIS BACKSIDE, YOU COULD SEE HIS ANUS.

TONIGHT, WE'RE THINK-ABOUTING

THE INSOMNIAC'S BOYFRIEND, DAVID CLIFTON.

SO HAD THE BRONTI SISTERS.

- YES. GOODNIGHT.
- GOODNIGHT, ALAN,

THERE'S A LOVELY PHRASE WHERE IT SAYS,
"BOATING APPEALS TO BOTH FRIENDS AND FAMILY ALIKE".

I BROUGHT YOU SOME MORE STATIONERY.
I'LL JUST PUT IT IN THE DRAWER.

- IT'S SUE COOK.
- WHAT DOES SHE WANT?

IT'S GOT 8,OOO VIEWERS.

I'D LIKE TO APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE IF IT REGISTERS.

SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM.

RIGHT. I'VE GOT YOUR BOOK SIGNING AT 12 O'CLOCK

LOVELY TO MEET YOU. I MUST SEE MIKE YAPLEY.

LYNN. HAVE YOU SEEN DAN?

- GET THAT COW OFF THE BOAT!
- IT SMELLS. I CAN FEEL AN UDDER ON MY LEG!

- BLOW HIM TO BITS.
- I KNOW THE FEELING.

BUT WHICH IS WHICH? SORRY.

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO PRISON? DO YOU?