- OK. ALAN, I LOVE YOU.
- THANKS A LOT.

USE A SAUSAGE AS A BREAKWATER.

I'M NEVER GOING TO USE THEM.

- YOU'RE WRONG.
- OH, MAN. WHAT ABOUT, YOU KNOW...

CAN I JUST READ YOU SOMETHING
FROM "TOP GEAR" MAGAZINE?

- IT IS VERY NICE.
- I'M SORRY.

- HE IS BEING DISGUSTING.
- WHAT DID HE SAY?

- WE'LL BE OFF, THEN.
- GREAT.

IT'S NOT BOLLOCKS.
YOUR PROGRAMMES WERE APPALLING.

- I'LL GET THE DRINKS.
- AAH!

"THE SPY WHO LOVED ME" IS A BRILLIANT FILM.
IT BEGIN IN FOREST IN GERMANY...

YES. I'VE BEEN DESTROYING MY CEREALS.
GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

OCCASIONALLY, I DOST VENTURE SOUTH.

- LOVELY PHRASE, VERY SIMPLE, VERY MOVING.
- ALAN, IT'S A BOAT VIDEO.

ARE YOU OFF TO SEE A FILM
LIKE "CONE-AN THE BARBARIAN"?

YOU IGNORANT SHIT!

JUST LIKE THAT.

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