- IT WAS A BELTER! DID YOU HEAR IT?
- NO.
SIT THERE. SIT THERE.
LOVELY TO SEE YOU, LYNN.
A GOOD SLOGAN FOR THE TOURIST BOARD.
THE STOCKS ARE NOW OPEN
FOR CUSTARD-PIE THROWING.
EEH! 'APPEN HE THINKS I'M A RIGHT INDECISIVE TIT.
"OOH, SHALL I SIT THERE OR THERE?
OOH, AM I LIKE A LITTLE MOUSE?"
SORRY. WE'RE ALSO TAKING EMAILS
ON THE BIG QUESTION. WHAT HAPPENS AFTER WE DIE?
SO HOW'S IT HANGING? YES, I DRESS ON THE LEFT TOO!
- IT'S LIKE CARS, THIS.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?
- THE TRAIN FOR LOWESTOFT.
I'M NOT DRIVING A MINI METRO.
- THEN YOU'LL BE NEGOTIATING ON YOUR OWN.
- SO BE IT.
- THINK ON.
- I'M THINKING ON.
THIS IS "CALL ME".
(SUSAN) TEA? COFFEE?
I LIKE "GOLDFINGER". THAT BIT
WHERE THE LASER BEAM'S GOING UP HIS JAFFAS.
THAT'S ME BIKE. THAT'S DESERT STORM.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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