I'M HAVING AN ATTACK OF THE OLD FLAKES AGAIN.
THIS MORNING, MY PILLOW LOOKED LIKE A FLAPJACK.

- DAVID SOUL'S GONNA BE THERE.
- YEAH.

- BOLLOCKS! YOU DON'T KNOW BONO.
- I DO KNOW BONO.

TO GO WITH MY MIDI HI-FI SYSTEM

THE TAX PEOPLE ARE COMING IN AN HOUR.
YOU'VE GOT ONE HOUR TO GET READY.

- OK. ALAN, I LOVE YOU.
- THANKS A LOT.

- I WANT TO GO TO LONDON.
- THAT'S FINE.

TELL YOU WHAT AMUSES ME, MICHAEL,
IS WHEN PEOPLE CRITICISE MY BOOK

- ALAN.
- OH! I'M CONFUSED.

GOOD CALL. MICHAEL! OH, YOU'RE THERE.

ALAN, I WANT YOU BACK ON THE TELLY.

- (BELL DINGS)
- MY TOAD-IN-THE-HOLE.

YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THE ENERGY UP,
BECAUSE...

GREAT. WELL, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

AS MUCH AS YOU CAN EAT FOR
I'VE GOT A SCAM GOING WITH A BIG PLATE.

MIND YOU, THAT WAS 20 YEARS AGO.

TESTICULAR. ALWAYS GOT TO CHECK FOR EXTRA LUMPS.

(SOFT SINGING)
# I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME #