NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I WAS JUST PORTRAYING A MADMAN.

GOOD EVENING.

- ALAN...
- FIGHT YOU! SORRY...

- YOU'RE MAD, YOU ARE!
- I KNOW, I AM A BIT MAD.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP-DANCE FOR YOU?

(SUSAN) DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR CAR.
I'LL GET MICHAEL TO SORT IT OUT FOR YOU.

I CAN NEVER FIND THE LIGHT SWITCH IN HERE.

A-HA!

REALLY BIG BOUNCE RIGHT OVER
AND I LAND ON MY FEET.

- CAN I HAVE A GO ON THE LOO?
- OH! SORRY, YES.

SO IT'S SLIGHTLY LESS RUDE.

IT'S EASILY DONE. IF YOU DON'T MIND BEING ANGRY
DOWN THE CENTRE OF THE TABLE?

I'M WATCHING ALL THE BOND FILMS
WITH MY FRIEND MICHAEL.

A LONDON LOVE TAXI. I HAVE PUT MY HEART
IN BACK OF TAXI AND TOLD DRIVER TO GO TO YOU.

THE SECURITY IS TERRIBLE. I ACTUALLY BOOKED
THE ROOM UNDER THE NAME OF THE REAL IRA.

WITH JED. AFTER YOU.

I'M MICHAEL AN' ALL.

ALAN, I JUST CAN'T MOVE ON THE FEE.
YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOUR WORK.