I RECOMMEND YOU START WITH A COUPLE OF JOKES.

THIS IS THE SAME RUBBISH AS THE OTHER DAY
WHEN YOU TALKED ABOUT PUTTING A SPINE IN A BAP.

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LAP DANCE FOR YOU?

THEN HE SAYS, "THAT COOKBOOK
WOULD BE NAE GOOD FOR ME"!

- HOW DO YOU... CAN L...
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?

HOVER OVER
ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING FAMILIES ON BIKES

SORRY... SORRY.

- AAH!
- GOOD SHOW THIS MORNING?

I WONDER WHAT THAT WILL LOOK LIKE.

STOP SAYING YOU THREW YOUR MONKEY IN THE SEA.

I HAVE POPPED OUT AGAIN.

POINTS.

SEE YOU LATER.

RIGHT. ERROR ONE...

YOU'VE GOT A MEETING WITH METEOR
ABOUT "CRASH, BANG, WALLOP! WHAT A VIDEO 2".

THANK YOU.

- DO YOU WANT A LITTLE TEDDY BEAR?
- DO YOU THINK WE COULD SEE YOU?

CASHBACK.