BEN, MR PARTRIDGE WAS SAYING THAT HE COULDN'T
SEE "BANGKOK CHICK-BOYS" FROM HIS BATHROOM.

(ALAN) DO YOU LIKE ME DOING THAT?

FASCINATING CREATURES, THOUGH.

IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, ALAN?
I HAVE TO LEAVE THE DESK UNATTENDED.

IT WAS AGONY.

BUT WITH BIGGER HANDS AND EYES AND SEX ORGANS,

SO I'M AFRAID CONSUMER RIGHTS NO LONGER APPLY.

- DO YOU LIKE IT?
- WELL, IT'S IN A BOX.

- OH, YES, EVERYTHING'S FINE.
- GOOD. SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

YOU CAN'T BOOK ME AND ASK ME TO PULL OUT
WHEN CLIFF THORBURN BECOMES AVAILABLE AGAIN.

LYNN, I'VE PIERCED MY FOOT ON A SPIKE!

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE SICK ON THE ROAD.

- COME ROUND THE BACK.
- ROUND THE BACK?

- I THOUGHT IT WAS BEST.
- SHE'LL TURN UP ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

THEY KNOW WHO I AM,
BUT YOU COULD BE A SEX OFFENDER.

THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY.

- WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
- I'VE NO IDEA.

- WOULD YOU LIKE A CUBAN CIGAR, TONY?
- YES, PLEASE.