SO MAKE THE MOST OF HER STUNNING FENS
BEFORE THE FLOODS COME,

HELLO, LYNN. I'M AT DAN'S BIG HOUSE.
CAN YOU COME WITH THE KITCHEN BROCHURES?

NO, IT ACTUALLY SAYS "COCK, PISS, PARTRIDGE".

CAPTAIN PARTRIDGE, WOULD YOU LOOK AFTER THE FORT
WHILE I GO ON A RESUPPLY MISSION?

IT DOES LOOK TO ME LIKE TORCHES
ATTACHED TO A BICYCLE WHEEL...

I'LL ER...

- BUT IT'S NOT.
- IT'S NOT.

AGATHA CHRISTIE'S PROBABLY
ALREADY THOUGHT OF THAT ONE.

THE STRING BACK JUST GIVES YOU
A BIT OF EXTRA PURCHASE.

FINE. SQUEEZE A DOUBLE BED IN
AND I CAN OPEN THE DOOR AND STEP ONTO THE BED.

SORT OF LIKE OPERATION BRAVO 2-O.

JOIN IN, THEN.

BACK OF THE NET.

YOU COULD SAY, "I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
WE'VE RUN OUT OF LIFE JACKETS".

THE IRAQIS MUST HAVE BEEN PETRIFIED
WHEN THEY SAW THAT.

JUST TO CHECK, THAT WASN'T
THE REAL ENDING TO THE STORY, WAS IT?

- HAVE I GOT A SECOND SERIES?
- THERE'S SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES FOR A MAN...

WHEN YOU DRAW YOUR WEAPON, RIGHT,