WE SHOULD TALK MORE.
I'VE GOT LOTS OF SUBJECTS TO CHAT ABOUT.

HE'S NOT A CRIMINAL, BUT HE WILL GO 80 MPH ON THE
MOTORWAY IF HE WANTS TO GET SOMEWHERE QUICKLY.

I WAS A BIT BORED

I TELL YOU, YOU'VE NOT WITNESSED PURE EVIL

HE SAY I SIT ON YOUR FACE.

THOUGH THE EFFECTS OF 23 YEARS ON THE GAME

..IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS.
I'D BE VERY INTERESTED.

I'M SORRY, NO! STOP!

LOOK AT THE SIGN. IT SAYS,
"THANK YOU, STAFF, AND GOODBYE".

IF YOU STICK AROUND
FOR THE AFTERNOON WITH ALAN PARTRIDGE,

- UNUSUAL ACCENT. WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M ORIGINALLY FROM NEWCASTLE, LIKE.

I WAS DRUNK, YOU KNOW. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING
ASLEEP ON THE SINK, JUST LIKE THIS.

GO ON, LYNN LASS!

HANDS OFF YOUR COCKS
AND ON WITH YOUR SOCKS... OH.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYS ON THE SIDE OF MY CAR?

IF THEY WERE THAT CLEVER,
THEY'D KNOW THAT THING THEY CHASE ISN'T A RABBIT.

HELLO. EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT WITH THE ROOM?

- AND MUMMY USED TO SAY...
- THERE WE GO.