DESPITE WHAT I SAID EARLIER. AT ANY ONE TIME
I HAVE NINE BOTTLES OF WINE IN MY HOUSE.

ALAN PARTRIDGE TIE AND BLAZER BADGE
AND WAGON WHEELS. EXCELLENT.

I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT, RIGHT.

A DAY UPON WHICH MR AL CAPONE

THAT'S WHAT IT WAS FOR.

UM...SORRY. HAVE YOU GOT ANY REQUESTS,
ANYONE YOU WANT TO SAY HELLO TO, OR...?

ME?

FOR GOD'S SAKE!

- I PREFER TO GO ALONE...
- SURE.

HMM!

STRONG. LOOK.

- LYNN, THAT IS NOT A PENIS.
- IT'S THE BEST I COULD DO.

GOING TO HAVE TO INTERRUPT YOU, STEPHEN,
IT'S TIME NOW FOR ALAN'S "FACT OF THE DAY".

(GEORDIE ACCENT) VANDALS, MR PARTRIDGE?
MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT IT'S ALL ABOOT.

LET'S GO.

SOD THAT. LET'S HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE.

- HELLO?
- HELLO,