- 500.
- HOW MUCH IS A MOUSE?

A MAN CAME IN AND SAID HE WANTED COFFEE.

NICE AND OUT OF THE WAY.

RIGHT, FINE.

A GIANT MICROWAVE
AND YOU CAN JUST POP A WITCH IN IT. HORRIFIC!

YES. I'VE BEEN DESTROYING MY CEREALS.
GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

RIGHT. GO. JUST DRIVE AWAY. DRIVE AWAY NORMALLY.

I'D LOVE TO FLY A HELICOPTER.
THE WORLD'S GETTING SMALLER.

YOU HAVEN'T OPENED THE GATE. WELL DONE.

- I'M OFF FOR A MUSHROOM SLICE.
- GET ME ONE, CHUM.

- YOU DON'T MIND IF I JUST DO THAT?
- NO. I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU TO MEET ME.

- UNCOVERED ANY OLD FIREPLACES?
- NO. IT'S A BRAND-NEW HOUSE.

- LOVELY. IT'S LIKE A SAVOURY 99.
- AYE.

- SHALL WE HAVE A LOOK AT THE REST OF THE HOUSE?
- YUP.

YEAH. I HATE MERCS.
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE THEM ARE JUST SA-A-AD.

THIS IS T'PAU.

COULD I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

THIS BOOK IS A TOP BUSINESS AID.