- WHAT DO YOU THINK OF AMERICAN THINGS?
- A BIT FULL OF THEMSELVES.

LAST THING AT NIGHT AND FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
ONLY IT JUST GETS A LITTLE BIT SMELLY.

AND FUNNILY ENOUGH, IT LANDS ON ITS WHEELS
AND IT STARTS FIRST TIME, AND THEY JUST DRIVE AWAY.

I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TALK. I'D JUST GO UH-UH.

# JET

GO ON, LIFT IT.

- I AM ALL YOURS!
- DO YOU MIND IF I TURN THE LIGHT OUT?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DAMAGE,
THEY'RE ALL DAMAGED.

I WANT YOU HERE.
YOU'D BE MY VERY OWN JOHN WEST TINNED WOMAN.

JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
THE QUEEN IS NOT DEAD.

EIGHT AND A HALF THOUSAND?

(SOFT SINGING)
# I LOVED YOU, BUT YOU LEFT ME #

PROPERLY POLICED. IT MUST NOT,
REPEAT NOT, TURN INTO AN ALL-NIGHT RAVE.

- I'D HAVE AN APACHE ATTACK HELICOPTER.
- OH, GREAT.

YES. IN FACT, THE BEST THING I EVER DID
WAS GETTING THROWN OUT BY MY WIFE!

SO I'M AFRAID CONSUMER RIGHTS NO LONGER APPLY.

THE SKIRT THING ROUND THE SIDE OF THE BED.

CALM DOWN, LYNN!
YOU'RE SUFFERING FROM MINOR WOMEN'S WHIPLASH.