# TAKE A PINCH OF WHITE MAN
WRAP HIM UP IN BLACK SKIN... #
THERE'S ONE WORD FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU...
I'VE HAD THESE SHORTS SINCE 1982.
- MY MAN'S GOT TO BE WAYNE.
- WAYNE SLEEP? THE JACKET AND THE BOOTS.
BUT EVEN THEN IT WAS STOLEN,
WELL DONE, LYNN. NOW, BEFORE WE GET UP,
I'M JUST GOING TO WARN YOU,
YES.
- I'VE NOT GOT CANCER.
- YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.
SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
THAT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.
THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE. IT FELL THROUGH.
THERE'S A LOAD OF FROSTIES ON YOUR STEP.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT - YOU FARMERS,
YOU DON'T LIKE OUTSIDERS, DO YOU?
- THE RETIRED POLICEMAN WHO'S NOT A CON MAN?
- YES.
PROPERLY POLICED. IT MUST NOT,
REPEAT NOT, TURN INTO AN ALL-NIGHT RAVE.
- ALAN?
- THAT WAS QUICK.
NOW, ALAN. ARE YOU READY FOR THE INLAND REVENUE?
HAVE YOU GOT ALL YOUR RECEIPTS?
MY LANDLADY IS TELLING ME THAT THE GIRL MUST GO
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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