SORT OF LEAN ON THE WALL.

- THAT'S TERRIBLE.
- A DISASTER. I DON'T WANT MY FACE ON THIS!

- HER HAIR?
- NOPE.

OH, SORRY.
L THOUGHT YOU WERE A TINKER WITH TARMAC.

BAPTISM? HOW WILL THEY GET YOU TO THE FONT?
THEY'D NEED FOUR MEN TO LIFT YOU.

- I'LL BE OFF, THEN.
- ONE MORE THING. HA!

INDEED.

- WHAT'S RUDE ABOUT A BODY?
- TITS?

QUICK ON THE DRAW, QUICK ON THE DRAW!

DID YOU GET THAT FROM STABLES? I CAN IMAGINE YOU
IN WELLIES AND A SLEEVELESS ANORAK.

JUST A FEW THINGS, ALAN.
WE'VE HAD A CALL FROM NORWICH RADIO.

SORRY I'M LATE.
HAD TO HAVE A SHOWER. GOT A BIT CLAMMY.

DO YOU WANT A MINT?

GO TO LONDON.
YOU'LL EITHER BE MUGGED OR NOT APPRECIATED.

AND WHEN I GO SOUTH, IT'S LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.

BURNING, FIREPLACES. I LIKE IT.

(STEVE) CAN YOU CALL CLIFF THORBURN NOW, PLEASE?

- WE CAN STOP AT THE PETROL STATION.
- HOW IS YOUR GEORDIE MATE?