I BUMPED INTO ANOTHER OLD BOY RECENTLY -
TONY SPILLANE.

DAN!

HELLO. YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ME.

OH, GREAT.

BREATH OF FRESH AIR?!

THEN HE SPIES THAT COOKBOOK
AND SAYS, "IT'D BE NAE USE TO ME"!

- IT'S HILFIGER.
- IT SAYS HILFINGER ON THE BOTTLE.

# NOW HE TAKES HIS BRUSH AND HE WAITS
OUTSIDE THEM FACTORY GATES

I KNOW. I HEARD HIM.

THEY KNOW WHO I AM,
BUT YOU COULD BE A SEX OFFENDER.

IT'S ALAN. HOW ARE YOU?

I GOT CAUGHT IN A TAXI
THAT BROKE DOWN OVER THERE. I HAD TO WALK.

I RECKON I COULD DO THAT BOND STUFF.

WHAT AM I SAYING? I MEAN, A HAT HARD ON.

AND SAYING, "I'M A GIANT WITCH!"

A DIGITAL WATCH WITH DENIM STRAP,
A VODKA MINIATURE, A BIC-STYLE RAZOR

SO JUST DON'T TURN ROUND.

MONZA SAID NO TO A FREE CARAVAN
AND YES TO A TOW-BAR.