APACHE IS A ONE-STOP SHOP.

I KNOW. I HEARD HIM.

I'LL TELL YOU HOW I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS JOB.
BILL ODDIE... HELLO.

SORT OF A PRIMITIVE FORM
OF STEPHEN HAWKING'S VOICE BOX.

WITH THAT MAKE-UP, THEY'RE NEITHER ONE THING
NOR THE OTHER. ARE THEY ALLOWED ON BUSES?

YEAH, JUST MOVED IN, LAST WEEK.

LOOK. IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF
IN A SITUATION WITH A CONCEALED WEAPON...

VALENTINE'S DAY TODAY, EH? LOVE IS IN THE AIR.

IF YOU WANT A ROVER 200, YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO SACK EVERYONE AT PEAR TREE PRODUCTIONS.

ALL I NEED NOW IS A SHOTGUN.

("IRISH" ACCENT)
"THERE'S MORE TO IRELAND DAN DIS."

TOP-SHELF IN THIS COUNTY, NOT ABROAD.

A GIANT MICROWAVE
AND YOU CAN JUST POP A WITCH IN IT. HORRIFIC!

LISTENERS, I HAVE SOMEONE ON THE LINE
WHO FEARS HE MAY BE A GAY.

WHAT ARE YOU TYING TO SAY?!

- DO YOU WANT ANY PETROL?
- I'LL GET IT ACROSS THE ROAD.

CHEERS!

- I'VE SEEN THE BIG-EARED BOYS ON FARMS.
- FOR GOODNESS SAKE, THIS IS ALL JUST...