YOU CAN'T HAVE THOSE, THEY'RE FOR THE CAR.

MAN AND MACHINE.

YOU HAVE THIS OBSESSION WITH AMERICAN THINGS,
YET YOU WORK FOR BRITISH PETROLEUM.

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS SONJA'S BEST FEATURE?

I'M ALL RIGHT NOW.

HELLO, MR PARTRIDGE.

ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. WE'RE GOING TO GO WEST.

OH, SMART.

THAT ONLY APPLIES TO ARCHERS AND JEFFREY ARCHER,

YES. BACON - TEN ON TEN.

- CAN I WATCH "POIROT" ON UK GOLD?
- AS LONG AS YOU POP THE EARPHONES ON.

- WALT DISNEY! ANIMALS NEVER WORE CLOTHES.
- HANG ON.

"THEY STARTED BADLY, THEY GOT WORSE.
OOH, YOUR PROGRAMMES, YOUR PROGRAMMES."

I THINK TESSA'S SAYING THAT YOU HAVEN'T
BOUNCED BACK. I'VE ONLY SCANNED YOUR BOOK...

AND IT WAS MOSTLY DELIBERATE.

ALAN, THE BUILDERS ARE WAITING TO SIGN OFF.

HE WAS ASKING WHAT KIND OF PHONE I HAD
AND I SAID, "A MOTOROLA TIMEPORT."

I HAVE A MILITARY-BASED QUIZ SHOW ON CABLE TV
CALLED "SKIRMISH", AND A GIRLFRIEND.