THEY WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD IDEA
IF I HIT THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT

NOT MY FACE! I'M DOING A PHOTO-SHOOT
FOR VISION EXPRESS!

YOU'D MAKE A VEY GOOD JUDAS.

- THAT WAS A CLOSE SHAVE.
- AYE, IT WAS.

TO MEN LIKE THAT, YOUR BUILDING SOCIETY BOOKS
MAKE FASCINATING READING.

ACTUALLY, I CAME DOWN THIS MORNING
AND I COULDN'T OPEN MY DOOR.

THIS GUY CANED ME FOR DRAWING A CHALK PENIS
ON MY BACK, WHICH I COULDN'T POSSIBLY DO.

(FARTING NOISE)

HE DRINKS THAT YELLOW STUFF IN TINS. HE'S AN IDIOT!

AND RUMOUR SAYS YOU'RE BACK ON THE BODDLE.

THAT'S AN INTERESTING CHOICE.

- YOU COULD ALWAYS REDUCE THE PRICE.
- AGAIN?

I RECKON I COULD DO THAT BOND STUFF.

THAT'S A NICE SHIRT.

YOU SEE, AT APACHE, WE... WAAY!

- THAT'S DAFT. A GOOD ENGLISH BREAKFAST.
- IS SHE STILL MAKING IT TOO BUNCHED UP?

WHY?

IN 1975, I WAS CATCHING THE LONDON TRAIN
FROM CREWE.