- OK.
- LET'S BRING THE LOVE-MAKING FORWARD.

- THERE WE GO.
- YOU WANT FITTED SHEET?

THERE'S A RUSSIAN MAN - WITH EYEBROWS -

THAT'S BEEN AROUND SINCE MEDIEVAL TIMES.

- I GOT IT IN A CHARITY SHOP CALLED SCOPE.
- SCOPE?

I SOLD A MAKITA CORDLESS DRILL IN THE LOCAL PAPER,

- DID THE AERIAL COME DOWN WITH HIM?
- YES, IT DID.

THANKS, SUE. YOU CAN PUFF AWAY NOW.

BY RANDY MCNAB!

OK. THANKS, LYNN.

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
THAT SUICIDE MIGHT BE THE ANSWER?

OR YOU CAN TAKE A HEAD SHOT.
AGAIN, HE'S GOING DOWN.

- I'M OFF FOR A MUSHROOM SLICE.
- GET ME ONE, CHUM.

THEY'D BE HAVING A GREAT LAUGH AT YOU
WITH BIG PINK HAIR.

BIT MORE...A BIT MORE...

DAN'S A FANTASTIC MAN. HE REALLY IS.

IT'S A SURPRISE.

YOU SUBSTITUTE "D" FOR "T"
WHEN YOU'RE BROADCASTING.