OR ROSARY BEADS IF YOU WERE FROM MEXICO.

# AND PARTS OF ANCOATS WHERE I USED TO PLAY

SHALL I PUT "BLACK BEAUTY" ON AGAIN?

- THEY'RE NOT DEAF OFFENDERS?
- THEY'RE JUST DEAF.

# SUCH A COLD FINGER

L HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, ALAN,
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY A SONG ABOUT...

I'D USE A FOUR-FINGERED ONE
AND SAVE ONE FOR MYSELF AT THE END.

OR DAVE BLOGGS QUEUEING FOR A TICKET
BEHIND A MAN BUYING A TRAVEL PASS.

A-HA!

RIGHT BACK TO CLASSIC ROCK, LIKE WINGS.

IT'S YOU. HOW THE DEVIL ARE YOU?

..MOST TIMES. THANKS.

THOSE SCOTCH EGGS WE HAD
AT THE PETROL STATION LAST NIGHT.

OH, GREAT.

- YOU CAN'T.
- YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!

WHICH MEANS IT WON'T PERISH.

DESPITE WHAT I SAID EARLIER. AT ANY ONE TIME
I HAVE NINE BOTTLES OF WINE IN MY HOUSE.

IT WAS AGONY.