AGATHA CHRISTIE'S PROBABLY
ALREADY THOUGHT OF THAT ONE.

- IN OFF THE RED!
- HOW DO YOU TAKE IT?

- BANGKOK?
- AYE.

YEAH. POP IT IN THE MICROWAVE.

- YES,
- IN WHICH CASE YOU MIGHT BE A FULL MOON.

- MR PARTRIDGE, THAT'S THE KITCHENS!
- I'M GOING TO COOK ALL THE FOOD.

- YES. GOODNIGHT.
- GOODNIGHT, ALAN,

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE TELESCOPIC DAMPERS
ON EACH CORNER OF THE CARAVAN

STRANGEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD. OH, HELLO, LYNN.

A PARACHUTE COMES OUT WITH A UNION JACK ON IT...

AMAZING HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THE PETROL CAP
TO A FORD FOCUS IS ON THE OFFSIDE REAR.

- YOU WANT EAT?
- WHAT HAVE WE GOT?

JAVA.

HELLO, SUE. IT'S ALAN.

AND GOOD MORNING TO YOU, MR ALAN PARTRIDGE, SIR.

I'VE GOT ONE HERE.
THEY'RE AVAILABLE IN RECEPTION PRICED

IT IS QUITE EYE-CATCHING.

AND WATCH "CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG"
WITH STING.