I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY PROBLEM IS!

"I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES."

- IT'S TODD.
- SERIOUSLY?

I THOUGHT WE'D CELEBRATE
BY WATCHING "SPARTACUS" WITH CORNED BEEF HASH.

- WHAT'S THE ONE WITH THE LASER BEAM?
- "GOLDFINGER"!

IT'S A SURPRISE.

IF YOU FILL A SWAN WITH BEEFBURGERS,
IT'S FULL OF FAT, IT'LL FLOAT BETTER.

MOUSSE FROM A BOWL IS VERY NICE,
BUT TO PUT IT ON A PERSON IS DEMENTED!

WELL, IT BOUNCED OFF A ROCK...

- AYE. THAT AND KILLING.
- REALLY?

"AND I THINK LOTS OF BOYS ON AN ISLAND
KILLING A FAT BOY"

(LYNN) WHAT IF TONY HAYERS SEES
"COOK, PASS, BABTRIDGE" PAINTED ON YOUR CAR?

- BUDGE UP.
- SORRY I'M A BIT LATE.

CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THEY HAD MICROWAVES
IN MEDIEVAL TIMES?

- BUDGE UP.
- THAT WAY?

I'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE. SEARCH ME! SEARCH ME!

THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS

EARLIER ON I PUT IN
A POUND OF MASHED-UP DUNDEE CAKE,