PESTER DEBENHAM'S FOR FREE LAMPS, FREE
LAMPSHADES, WHATEVER YOU CAN BLAG OFF THEM.

AND HE'S JUST AT HIS FRONT DOOR WHEN I COME UP...

SORRY I'M LATE.
HAD TO HAVE A SHOWER. GOT A BIT CLAMMY.

I LOVED THAT PHRASE YOU USED, IT WAS VERY CLEVER,

CHRIS?

THANK YOU. I'LL HAVE A BAILEYS.

WELL, CLOSE THE DOOR.

- ALAN, DO YOU WANT AN EGG IN A BAP?
- YES, PLEASE.

OK, IT'S 7 A.M.
AND FIRST OF ALL WE GOT CHINA CRISIS.

ONE DAY, I CAME BACK TO MY TENT
AND IT HAD EATEN ALL MY FAGS.

- IS YOUR MOTHER'S MONEY COMING THROUGH?
- YES.

SOPHIE, IF I'M STILL HERE IN SEVEN MONTHS,

(WOMAN) HELLO, CAN I HELP YOU?

CHOCOLATE ADDICTION
WILL NEVER BE AS DESTRUCTIVE AS DRUG ADDICTION.

AYE. THIS ONE TIME, RIGHT,
L WAS STATIONED OUT IN BELIZE

STRONG. LOOK.

COME BACK!