(ALAN) DO YOU LIKE ME DOING THAT?

# PRETTY GIRL, BEWARE OF HIS WEB OF SIN

- HAVE I GOT A SECOND SERIES?
- NO.

NO, NOT YOU, THE WOMAN BEHIND.

WHEN I RAISED MY LEGS THEN,
SOMETHING UNPLANNED HAPPENED.

IF HE'S LUCKY, IT STICKS IN HIS HAT,

(PHONE)

- HI!
- OH, ALAN!

PLAY? THEY WERE DOING IMPERSONATIONS OF ME.

IT'S TOUCH AND GO.

JUST GIVE THAT A QUICK CLEAN.

WERE THEY SAVAGE? WERE THEY GOING,

FOR A BRITISH HOLIDAY WITH A DIFFERENCE ON A
BOAT, ALWAYS CHOOSE HAMILTON'S WATER BREAKS,

LIKE TO STICK TO YOUR OWN?

I LOVE THE GADGETS. PAY ATTENTION, BOND.
SIMPLY REMOVE THE TOP OF THIS PEN...

AND HE'S JUST AT HIS FRONT DOOR WHEN I COME UP...

MICHAEL.

(ORGAN MUSIC.. "KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU" BY ABBA)