I DON'T RECALL SAYING THAT.

- JAB IT INTO SOMEBODY'S EYE, LIKE THAT.
- THAT'S NOT A GADGET, MICHAEL.

L THINK WE'VE STRAYED FROM THE TOPIC.
YOU BOTH OBVIOUSLY HAVE ADDICTIVE PERSONALITIES.

KEEP IT, KEEP IT.

.."PARTRIDGE" I CAN UNDERSTAND,
BUT THEN "COCK" AND "PISS"

BANG!

I LIKE SOUTH AFRICA. I HATED THOSE PEOPLE
WHO WOULDN'T TRADE WITH YOU IN THE '80S.

IDENTIFY THE HOSTAGES AND TAKE OUT THE TERRORISTS.

- IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO...
- NOT A PROBLEM.

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE ONE,
CONSIDERING WHAT'S HAPPENED.

WHICH I CAN UNDERSTAND.

DON'T SHINE THAT TORCH IN MY FACE, MATE.
I'VE JUST LOST A PINT OF BLOOD.

- SMELL THE CHEESE.
- NO, I DON'T WANT TO.

- WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?
- THE TRAIN FOR LOWESTOFT.

YOU CAN'T HAVE THOSE, THEY'RE FOR THE CAR.

L JUST THOUGHT I'D POUR
CHOCOLATE MOUSSE OVER YOU.

I'VE GOT TWO...

I RECKON I COULD DO THAT BOND STUFF.