EVEN THOUGH, FROM THE PROMOTIONAL VIDEO,
I CAN SEE I WOULD HAVE A RUDDY GOOD TIME.

- YOU'RE HAVING A LAGER AND THESE DRINKS HERE?
- YES, THESE ARE...THE CHASERS.

- I DIDN'T REALISE.
- YOU TOOK MY LIP OFF!

WERE YOU CLOSE?

YOU CAN DROWN IN A CUP OF COFFEE.
OR IS IT AN INCH OF WATER? AAAGH!

- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
- TRIED TO OUT-DANCE A COMPUTER. IMPOSSIBLE.

WAIT TILL I'VE SAID IT
BEFORE YOU DECIDE NOT TO TAKE OFFENCE.

- VERY FUNNY STORY.
- YES, IT'S A FUNNY STORY.

- GUM?
- YEAH. CHEERS.

THAT'S BOLLOCKS, BUT GO ON.

GORDON? I HOPE HE'S NOT DOING THE DUNKING.
I WOULDN'T LIKE TO BE DUNKED BY A POLICEMAN.

BURNING, FIREPLACES. I LIKE IT.

GOD, I'VE MISSED YOU.

I WAS AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE.

SHE WAS CERTAINLY FIRST IN THE QUEUE

YEAH. IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT, WASN'T IT?

(BOTH) WOOAH!

HE'S IN THE THIRD BATTALION, THIS LAD
BUT HE'S RIGHT MEAN, OK?