- WE'RE BRUNCHING.
- CAN I SHAKE HANDS AGAIN?
SORT OUT YOUR PECS, DO YOUR BENCH PRESSES.
HERE, HAVE A PROD OF THAT.
YOU BLONDE BASTARD...FROM THE FUTURE.
PETER? HE'S JUST REVAMPED
NEWS AND CURRENT AFFAIRS.
HE LIVED THE AMERICAN DREAM.
BUILT A HUGE EMPIRE.
- I STARTED ON CRACK.
- THAT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRACKLING?
THE SUBMARINE'S BEING EATEN BY A GIANT TANKER.
THEN WE CUT TO MOSCOW.
- HOW?
- THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD A HUMAN BEING.
WHICH I CAN UNDERSTAND.
- BUT WITH A MORE SLAPSTICK APPROACH.
- NO.
LIKE A HUMAN JCB.
WHICH MEANS IT WON'T PERISH.
TIME FOR MUSIC. WHO'S THIS BEAUTIFUL BLOND
MAN WITH A LOVELY VOICE? IT'S ANNIE LENNOX.
YOU SEE, AT APACHE, WE... WAAY!
YOU IGNORANT SHIT!
WITH A GOOD-LOOKING MAN WITH COLLAR-LENGTH HAIR.
IT WAS THE '70S. BUCKAROO.
IS NOT SO ENJOYABLE
AS GANDAIF WITH A LONG WHITE BEARD,
THANK YOU.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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