WHY NOT JUST PUT IT ON ITS WRISTS
LIKE LADIES IN STORES?

("IRISH" ACCENT)
"THERE'S MORE TO IRELAND DAN DIS."

DO YOU LIKE MY CONES?

ARE YOU IN FAVOUR OF THE DEATH PENALTY?

- HELLO, ALAN.
- OH! HELLO...ER...

SO WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO TOGETHER, THEN?
NORWICH IS OUR OYSTER.

YEAH. SO THAT'S SKY MOVIES...SPORTS...CNN...

- DO YOU LIKE IT?
- WELL, IT'S IN A BOX.

THIS HAS THE APPEARANCE OF A BULLET-PROOF VEST,

- LOVELY. IT'S LIKE A SAVOURY 99.
- AYE.

CHAMPION!

WANT A MARS BAR? SWIVEL.

I'M POSSIBLY UP FOR PRESENTING A "HAMILTON'S
WATER BREAK" VIDEO. ON THE NORFOLK BROADS.

WASH?

DON'T RUB YOUR FANNY ON ME.

- YOU'RE HAVING A LAGER AND THESE DRINKS HERE?
- YES, THESE ARE...THE CHASERS.

AUGUST BUCKED THE TREND
FOR A DOWNTURN IN FIREPLACE SALES...

THAT'S IT.