BILL.

"I'M FEELING SAUCY."

- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WATERSPORTS ARE?
- I BELIEVE WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT.

FEW OF THEM MAKE 60.
WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN MY "DAILY MAIL"?

ANYTHING YOU NEED, JUST LET ME KNOW.
OR YOU, MRS PARTRIDGE.

SEE? SHE'S NOT STOPPING ME.

GETTING A BIT CROWDED NOW. LIKE LONDON.

SO I CAME TO KNOW A WARM WOMAN
WITH A SMILE FOR EVERYONE. LET'S HEAR IT FOR LYNN.

- DO YOU WANT SOME SUGAR PUFFS?
- THAT'LL BE NICE.

"NUTTY PROFESSOR II.. THE KLUMPS"?

- BUDGE UP.
- SORRY I'M A BIT LATE.

- I'M NOT THE VIETNAM. I'M TAKING THIS OFF.
- NO. LEAVE IT.

YOURS IS DIRTY.

(LYNN) OH, IT'S SMELLY.
(ALAN) IT'S GOT WALNUTS IN.

"BUT ON A MOTORWAY, IN FIFTH GEAR,
THE MEGANE'S SLOW PACE REALLY BECOMES A PAIN.

- I'M FROM DUBLIN. NOT IN DUBLIN.
- BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU MAKE THEM.

- SHALL I...
- KEEP HER AWAY FROM DIGNITARIES.

- IS IT A GOOD FILM?
- I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.