- CERTAINLY.
- YEAH. YOU ROBOT.
HE WAS SMELLY MAN. TOMEK DID NOT LIKE HIM.
TOMEK SAID WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY COFFEE.
HE'LL NEVER GET BACK TO WHERE HE WAS,
BUT HE'S COMING BACK.
- ARE YOU WEARING LYNX?
- WELL SMELT. VOODOO.
IT JUST SAYS, "TO JED MAXWELL FROM ALAN".
SO THAT'S ALL FROM ME.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOODBYE.
WHY NOT JUST PUT IT ON ITS WRISTS
LIKE LADIES IN STORES?
THAT'S NOT TOAST. THAT'S HOT, FLOPPY BREAD.
THAT'S ONE CHARITY I AVOID.
DON'T WANT TO GET TARRED WITH THE MAD BRUSH.
NO. HE LIKES TO LIE THERE, THOUGH,
WITH THE "SUNDAY EXPRESS"
SHALL I DO IT MORE QUICKLY,
OR SHALL I MAINTAIN THE SAME SPEED?
OH, SMART.
I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO CHECK THE SMALL PRINT.
I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE WERE BONKING LIKE MAD
LAST NIGHT IN THE CARAVAN.
- SUSAN, IS HE NEW?
- YES, HE STARTED YESTERDAY.
HERE'S TO THE FUTURE.
THE TIME, FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO TELL IT
IN A WACKY WAY, IS 50 TO SIX.
OH, AYE. I'VE SEEN SOME TERRIBLE THINGS, MIND.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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